10個非港島人對港島嘅睇法

聽過唔少人對港島一啲奇怪嘅睇法,係呢度分享吓。

1. 搭電車會想上車嘟八達通

落車先俾錢呀聰明!

2. 想喺電車車頭上車

車尾呀!天才!

3. 以為港島人好有錢

其實香港島都有公屋同劏房,你睇我好,我睇你好啦。

4. 港島人鍾意蒲蘭桂坊

其實真正去蒲嘅人係好少喺蘭桂坊中心蒲,通常佢哋會去老蘭附近嘅酒吧,例如雲咸街同士丹頓街,唔好再同人講你去蒲老蘭啦,好out啦!

5. 你同佢哋講你係九龍或者新界住,佢地會講「好遠!」

其實由旺角去中環都係30分鐘,係灣仔塞車去中環都唔止啦!

6. 以為中環好多銀行家、律師、醫生、飛機師測量師…

星期日除外

7. 以為住半山就係豪宅

300尺算唔算豪宅?

8. 港島少啲自由行

中上環而家都有好多,但當然唔夠尖沙咀勁

9. 地鐵港島線啲人靚啲


其實呢個無搞錯,佢哋真係靚啲,原因不詳。

10. 諗唔到

點解唔寫9個?因為10個聽落勁啲囉!

下篇想寫「港島人點睇新界」,希望大家可以分享一下你嘅睇法。

 


2 thoughts on “10個非港島人對港島嘅睇法

  1. Re「港島人點睇新界」:

    1)
    When I said,’oh~! u lived in NT, when you were young.’
    my friend,’you discriminate against me!!!’
    me: I don’t get it……

    2)
    mostly, passengers whose ride 輕鐵 can skip the fee easily.

    3)
    those residential buildings in NT are much shorter than in HK side’s.

    4)
    mostly, they don’t queue up at bus station.

    5)
    Apartments in NT are much cheaper than in HK side.

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